"Imagine one day you wake up and go to Disneyland but you're too tall to ride Dumbo."
Andrew to Calvin 6/18/24
"Imagine one day you wake up and go to Disneyland but you're too tall to ride Dumbo."
Andrew to Calvin 6/18/24
"It's obvious why the kings horses couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again but it's not obvious why the king's men couldn't! They could've just put bandages on him."
--Andrew 6/21/16
"Considering I'm not hearing any strange noises, I'm assuming you're fine."
Andrew to Calvin while playing video games online after a few seconds of silence.